I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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