Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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