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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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