Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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