Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
