Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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