so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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