i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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