Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's shark week go big or go home
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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