who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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