i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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