Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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