I can't watch pbs sober anymore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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