Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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