I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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