Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He felt like a one man threesome
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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