I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
