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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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