It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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