you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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