i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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