My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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