I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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