I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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