I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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