I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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