well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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