I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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