i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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