Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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