I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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