Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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