yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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