I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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