is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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