you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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