Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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