Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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