and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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