all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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