Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
never play flip cup with pint glasses
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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