i was born a porn star she said
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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