We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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