love makes seman taste better
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
please don't ironically join a cult
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