why do cheetos always look like penises
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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