I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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