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(917): View more from New York City

i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(319): View more from Iowa

we need to stop having unprotected sex.

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ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.

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(716): View more from New York

found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand

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(253): View more from Washington

We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.

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(616): View more from Michigan

What changed your mind?

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Being sober

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(940): View more from Texas

Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?

(940): View more from Texas

Is this a story I am going to hate you for?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.

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