It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
