I need to stop coming to work sober
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize