Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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