doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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