I just pynch a tree in the face
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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