Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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