One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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